Thursday, 27 June 2013

Brizzle my Shizzle

Dear You,

I've been off at more uni open days. Today's was Bristol, and it was very nice. the town was pretty, I need to be on the Theatre And Film course, and they have something called 'Wingardium Levio-soc'; a Harry Potter society.

As I'm rather shallow, I judge the universities mainly on the quality of free shit they give out. Goldmiths had Chupa Chups (and the highest crime rate in the country, so ta-ra Goldsmiths) and Royal Holloway had chocolate. Ooh, chocolate... But Bristol had nothing! This made me think, however, that a good university doesn't need to pimp itself out with free tote bags to make itself look good. I just really want to get in...

Oh, and I won £2.70 on that Euromillions ticket. Well done me.

Yours concisely,

M.

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