Return of the Political Stance

Dear people that oppose the same sex marriage bill,

Get over yourselves. That's right- go and hate on somebody else. Better still, why not go to Iraq and celebrate the executions of those filthy gays. Tonight, a handful of MPs or something are debating whether registrars can refuse to marry gay couples. I would genuinely like to know this:
Is it legal for a registrar to refuse a couple of a different ethnicity because of racist views?
If not, then why do some believe that gays are any different- skin colour or sexuality, it's all a lucky dip. If so, however, we live in a fucked-up country.

And boo fucking hoo if you're worried about Christians being affected by gays getting married. How in Jesus' arsehole does it harm you? I'm sorry, but how long has it been legal for people to express their Christianity in this country? Yeah, try a mere 46 years. Furthermore, here's a fun game for you:
Religion and sexuality. One is a choice, one is not. You do the matching, and tell me that gays shouldn't marry.

And why is are so many countries governed by religion? The rights of human beings dictated by a talking cloud, who potentially doesn't even exist, instead of by the humans who deserve the rights! And it's a choice to think this way- why not take a break from being a prick? Bloody madness.

And I'm sorry, stuffy old Conservatives who think that gays are an abomination, but you'll be dead soon, so how does it affect you? Actually, how does it affect anyone besides the gays it actually affects? Oh wait, it doesn't. And if you're a Daily Mail-reading, god-fearing bigot, here's a spot o' news:
people marrying each other doesn't tear your 'fundamental human rights' to gay shreds that are covered in the gayest of glitter and feathers and do anal. Do you not see the irony in how your 'pursuit' of the rights you already have- it's been legal to be you for quite some time, as I mentioned before- is diminishing the rights of those who have been able to be open about themselves since only 1967? The Netherlands legalised homosexuality in 1811, and Vietnam has never outlawed it. I like the word 'outlawed' there, because it suggests a really camp highwayman stopping a carriage and saying "Your money or your life or those fabulous shoes!" Apologies for the gay stereotype there, but it's what I would've done had I lived in the dark ages (aka pre-1967). And due to their law that rewards being gay with a hearty death penalty, I am henceforth boycotting United Arab Emirates Airline, and shall throw things at the telly whilst screaming "Pricks!" I suggest you do the same.

The bottom line is that we live in a (supposedly) civilised society, where fairness, equality and freedom should be encouraged and celebrated.

Sort it out, UK.

Yours politically (again, sorry),

M.

P.S. I'm sorry for all of these opinions on shit; I'll be back to telling you to eat frozen peas as soon as possible.