Mother. Wat r u doin. Mother. Stahp.

Dear You,

Just a short note to say:
MOTHER PHONED IN TO COMPLAIN. If you don't understand my pain, read my previous blog post. So now, one is supposed to return to Maths on Tuesday. Unfortunately, I haven't been formally told of this, so I may have to just not go. Lol.

Also, after discovering that you don't need to have an account to use Omegle, I've become slightly addicted. I've decided that for every person who asks me to send them 'nude pics', I shall reply with a link to this blog, simply to boost my pageviews because I need internet statistics (including likes, comments, Farmville 2 friends and pageviews) to make me feel okay about myself.

Here's one of my latest exploits:

I'm hilarious.

Yours Omegley,

M.