Oh You!
I've just had the best epiphany in the history of epiphanies. Stand back that Eureka guy (or, rather, get out of your bath; you've been in there for ages!) because this will truly knock your socks off. If you're not wearing socks, don't bother trying to put them on, for they shall simply be blown off.
Remember how, in my last blog post ( http://bemusedramblingsteenager.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/the-perilous-perils-of-facebook.html ) I was talking about how much I hate that horrific '4 Pics 1 Word' game?
Well, it seems that SOMEONE on my Facebook didn't read it. Can I get a 'hell no!'? Posting a conundrum which was indubitably 'Highrise', this person asked for help. Now; here is where it gets comical:
I had the best idea EVER. With the given letters, RHEBIHRGJMIS, I realised that you could spell out a gazillion different words. A gazillion, for those in the proverbial dark, is 1 followed by a smattering zeros. So, here is where we must all UNITE to remove this evil menace from our (my) Facebook(s):
We pick a random word- for instance, in this example, let's choose 'BHIJGMIRS'- and convince the asker that this is the word they are looking for*. Ergo (great word), the asker shall become infuriated with either you or the app, and then either unfriend you or delete the app. Both options eradicate your having to see these banal pictures EVER AGAIN, without feeling like the bad guy/gal. Foolproof. Win,win. End of.
Let's work together to remove this scourge from our screens,
M
P.S. I tried knitting with my new needles; BLUMMING 'ECK! It's like trying to knit with bloody rolling pins! I'll keep you informed about my trials and tribulations (another excellent expression) with this, the fanciest of tangling- because that's all knitting really is, isn't it?
*for best results, this method should be repeated at every possible circumstance
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