Dear You,
Just some stuff I thought about TV tonight...
1. Doctor Who was weird, but I like the return of the Ice Warriors. I think they should've spoken in Russian accents throughout the whole thing though.
2. I think The Voice would be more authentic if they actually had blind people judging it. Someone get me Stevie Wonder and the DNAs of Ray Charles and JS Bach- they'd be better than William (there are no full stops in a name) and Danny O'Whatsisname, who looks like a small Irish rodent.
3. Alesha Dixon's face couldn't be more 'I left Strictly for this?' if it tried. Poor her. Sorry, Alesha, but Darcey Bussell's filled your slot. Naughty.
4. Gospel Choir Incognito and the comedian with Cerebral Palsy are INCREDIBLE. Was worried about regretting watching BGT purely for the inclusion of Amanda Holden and her freshly-ironed forehead, but she's not been shown much yet, thank God.
5. I want a shadow theatre in my house; I would do plays and stuff with cardboard cut-outs and my dog. This would be incredible.
6. I had to turn off Britain's Got Talent because of the crying false-start girl, and it was too reminiscent of the X Factor, which is a crime against humanity, frankly. (Although I do like Lucy Spraggan from last year; she stayed in my spare room once, too)
M.
P.S. My parents are thinking of buying a houseboat. How terribly middle-class is that? They'll decorate it with Cath Kidston goodies and eat pesto and houmous, while referring to their homemade cakes as 'moist'. Somehow, and I'm not sure whether this is unreasonable, but memories of 'No, you can't have an iPad' surface. It's fine, parents, not like a houseboat is about thirty times more expensive. And you've bought yourself iPads (that you can't use, frankly) seemingly just to taunt me.
But last year, last year I had thirty-seven.
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