Apologies for no posts yesterday- I know you must have struggled to carry on (irony). I was at a birthday party- socialite me- which was Captain Fun Times. We had blueberry cheesecake (Hummingbird Bakery, since you ask) which was possibly the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. Naughty. And I won pass the parcel, so my life was complete.
Later, trawling through Netflix to find we a film, we decided upon 'Army of Darkness', whose poster was of a man holding aloft his chainsaw-hand, while a scantily clad woman clung on to his thigh; I mean, the warning signs were there already. Nevertheless, we persevered, and I can now say that it is perhaps the worst film that I've ever seen in my life. Hours later, I'm still trying to work out what genre it is; does it intentionally straddle horror, comedy and awfulness at the same time? I thought it was a bit like Macbeth, if Macbeth worked on the checkout and was a prick.
Also, I made the hostess (with the mostess, seriously) a hat, the pattern for which you can find on my Ravelry page here:
http://www.ravelry.com/projects/Crabbage96/cat-hat
Here's a picture:
I had made one for myself in blue, but I lost it in English Language before Easter. It was potentially the worst day of my life. I think someone stole it, because it was rather good. So now I'm spending my weekend making myself another one- who needs A-Levels?
Yours woolily,
M
P.S. This could be the worst thing that's happened to me all week; should I write a letter to HP Printers?
I mean, who is in charge of grammar for these companies? If you're unsure of what is wrong here, SHAME ON YOU.
P.P.S This may be the funniest thing I've seen all week. I love idiots on YouTube...
Goddammit Rimmer, you smeghead! (Cheeky Red Dwarf reference there- well done if you got it. If not, SHAME ON YOU.)
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